Robot masters

MAD DOCTOR OF THE WEEK

DR. WILY

Another one from video games, Dr. Wily is the main antagonist for Capcom’s Megaman series. After working with Dr. Light with building some robots to help humanity, Wily steals six of them and sends them out to help him with world domination. It’s up to Dr. Light’s robot, Megaman, to go to each one and defeat them, learning new skills from each one.

Dr. Wily has the classic foreboding evil castle as his hide-a-way, though it’s a bit of a give-a-way being it’s always in the shape of a skull. It looks great, though, and that’s what matters most. He’s a genius with robotics and has some of the most obvious plans that no one ever seems to notice, like disguising himself as a mysterious figure and runs a robot tournament. Sometimes his plans can be a bit farfetched, such as using the game of soccer to take over the world. Got to give the man creativity points, though.

Fun facts, most fans will note that there are always eight robot masters in every Megaman game. However, the first game only contained six. Also, the most recent Megaman game (Megaman 9) features the first female-based robot masters (all other ones follow the [blank]man scheme of naming and modeling, such as Cutman or Heatman).

PERSONAL REVELATION

Recently, I’ve been thinking of having an alias I want to be known by in terms of my artwork, kind of like a pen name. I always wanted something with the doctor title before it so I could get away with the title without having the actual certification (Dr. Suess does the same thing; brilliant man, he is).

After much pondering of something that I think represents me in the best manner, I decided on having “Dr. Luck” as an alias. The reasons being that first, I have an obsession with anything card or gambling games related. I don’t gamble, but I adore the designs of cards, poker chips, roulette tables, and so on. The artwork and design involved with them is something that has made me seriously consider working at a casino.

Second, my friends think I cheat all the time because I win quite often at cards. They’re just sore losers. They’re the first to go after my world domi--I mean when the apocalypse strikes.

A FRIENDLY REMINDER

This week is your last chance to get to the Soap Factory’s haunted basement! Next week I’ll probably have pictures up and details about it once it’s over so not to spoil the surprise. Order your tickets online! Remember, it goes to November 2!

MAD DOCTOR OF THE WEEK

DR. ROBOTNIK

From the Sonic the Hedgehog video game series, Robotnik is the main villain throughout the run. Way back from in the first Sonic game for the Sega Genesis, Robotnik (also known as Dr. Eggman) has been always battling the blue hedgehog in an attempt for world domination. Oddly enough, his main plans of world domination involve putting small animals in robots to power them. Throughout the games, Sonic must free the animals and reach the end of the level to defeat Robotnik.

As games went on, Robotnik's animals-in-robots plot weakens as he does other methods, such as shooting a giant cannon at the earth if his demands aren't met, making a robotic version of Sonic, and other such shenaningans. Though fans have claimed the Sonic series has fell from its original grace, Robotnik still stands as a completely awesome mad doctor with his 300 IQ points.

Fun facts, Robotnik was actually originally designed to be the main hero of the games during a contest, but was beaten out by Sonic. Though, in return, he was made into the main villain. Also, the first Sonic games only featured Sonic and Robotnik, later in adding Tails and Knuckles and other such characters as the games went on.

Robotnik's actual name in Japanese is Eggman, but was changed to Robotnik in America. During Sonic Adventure, Sonic Team decided to try to ween away from the Robotnik name for the Japanese name, so had Sonic and his friends tease Robotnik by calling him Eggman. Though he was quite offended by this nickname in Adventure, he adopted the name and actually refers to himself as Eggman in Adventure 2.

MAD CREATIONS

Another mad doctor I have made would be Jasper's grandson, Riley Zinc. Unlike his relative, Riley is more of a failed doctor (he's actually a mucisian). The mad part is more of his specialty, having a large array of paranoia issues and other mental illnesses such as depression and insomnia.

He isn't much for taking over the world. His main goal in life is pretty much not to get mauled by the everyday happenings he seems to suffer. Riley's bad luck never seems to end, from being blamed for a murder that he didn't commit, various injuries from ridiculous situations, and even being chased down by a cannibal at one point.

Another thing is that he has a complete phobia of anything supernatural, being highly superstitious. He spends his day on Friday the 13th behind a couch with a bicycle helmet.

OTHER MAD THINGS

Remember, Soap Factory's haunted basement goes until November 2nd! You should totally buy your tickets online and go through! It changes every night, but there are some mad doctor things involved during certain nights! I'll be more detailed after November 2nd, so you can come and enjoy the ride.

Two sides to every story

MAD DOCTOR OF THE WEEK

DR. JEKYLL

Another classic character, from The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. As the story goes, Jekyll is a scientist that creates a potion that lets him turn into another identity. By doing this, he lets his alternate self (Hyde) run around committing crimes, knowing he won't get in trouble for it because he doesn't look anything like Jekyll. Eventually, he randomly changes into Hyde without the use of the potion and instead needs the potion to turn back to Jekyll. To make matters worse, he runs out of a very important ingredient for the potion and eventually pertinently changes into Hyde, who kills himself thinking the authorities are after him for a murder he committed.

This is a classic mad doctor that I like. Not only is it a crazy idea, but he doesn't whine about his situation like Frankenstein but rather scientifically says the equivalent of, "Uhh... oops. This can't possibly be good."

Some fun facts, Hyde is not actually a hulking monster like most movies show him as. He's actually a human that's smaller than Jekyll, being the book often times makes fun of Hyde for being too small to fit in Jekyll's clothes.

SCIENTIFIC WRITINGS

I actually wrote an essay about Jekyll and Hyde once.

Jekyll’s Diagnosis

INTRODUCTION

Mr. Hyde was accused of committing murder and other crimes in Robert Louis Stevenson’s The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde from 1886. Is it the fault of Jekyll and Hyde of classic literature for unleashing the menace against humanity or did he have no control over his actions? People who are diagnosed with the psychological illness called dissociative identity disorder (DID), also known as multiple personality disorder, see Jekyll’s point of view when their other self acts against their own intention without control. However, does that mean that Jekyll understands the point of view of people with DID? This essay will examine how the tale of Jekyll and Hyde differs from the contemporary diagnosis of DID. In order to accomplish this, the original story of The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde will be fully explained. This essay will also address the historical context of the story of Jekyll and Hyde and the cultural relationship between dissociative identity disorder and Jekyll and Hyde.

DEFINITION
“DID is a severe condition in which two or more distinct identities, or personality states, are present in -- and alternately take control of -- an individual” (Psychology Today). To most people, this sounds like the core idea behind the story of Jekyll and Hyde. Jekyll, a respected 19th century British scientist, turned into Hyde, a complete madman, who ran rampant through the city and killed a man. In reality, the original story differs from the definition of DID and this essay will explain how Jekyll does not represent the symptoms of this mental disorder.

PLOT SUMMARY
To explain this concept further, one must understand the plot behind The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. In the story, Jekyll creates a potion that transforms him into a smaller man who looks nothing like his former self. The doctor decides to take advantage of this discovery and prances around his neighborhood doing whatever he pleases, released from the binds of maintaining a formal respectable identity. Jekyll, prior to creating his potion, was strict to keep a good image of himself and was well liked. He desired to be able to do whatever he wished without the consequence of being persecuted. In the Victorian era, “The story is about the repressed, empty lives of upper-middle-class professional men, whose insistence on a public appearance of restraint and respectability goes against their own human nature” (MacLachlan). As time goes on, he names his other identity as Mr. Hyde. Hyde develops a personality based on all the sins he commits. After awhile, Jekyll begins randomly turning into Hyde without the aid of the potion and he panics, promising to never use the potion again. Temptation gets the better of Jekyll and he drinks the potion again; Hyde is now wild and kills Danvers Carew, a member of Parliament, over being locked up for so long. Since Jekyll was using the potion to transform so often, it gets to the point where he is only able to turn back into his normal self with the potion. He runs out of the main ingredient for this elixir and records his story before he finally turns into Hyde permanently. Hyde commits suicide, when trapped in his office while being pursued for murder.

CAUSE OF DID
Symptoms and the details of DID vary, as do the causes for the disorder. One of the major contributing factors for DID is abuse as a child, though it is not the specific cause. “In addition, some people were not abused at all, but rather, suffered an important early loss, such as the death of a parent, a serious physical illness, or some other very stressful experience” (Merck Online Medical Library). This is the key difference between Jekyll and individuals who suffer from DID. Jekyll chose to drink his potion to transform into Hyde; he had no psychological issues before experimenting on himself. It was his own free will that caused him to switch over to Hyde, not some stressful childhood event that led to his choice. At one point of the story, Jekyll swore he would never drink the potion again, but gives into temptation. It is his own actions that make it so he later can’t control his transformations, not the result of medical illness.

DIFFERENT PERSONALITIES
Patients have different reactions to DID and means for communication with their other personalities, ranging from continuality struggling between one another, to acting as the leader. One patient described having multiple personalities like this: “it’s like sitting in the back seat, someone else is driving, and I’m in the car” (Saks 12). Yet another patient described it as a “tug of war,” fighting over who would remain in control. Jekyll doesn’t communicate to any other personality within his mind prior to drinking his potion, and at first the switch between personalities is entirely drug induced. It’s only when Jekyll abuses the potion that Hyde takes over.

PHYSICAL CHANGE
DID involves more than one personality inside one mind, though some patients hallucinate and see themselves in a different body. There is no transformation or any physical change that happens to a person with DID. Jekyll, after drinking the potion, physically transforms into Hyde. This is one of the reasons that Jekyll was constantly tempted to switch back to Hyde; he could go out and do he wished without anyone realizing it was him. Lanyon, a friend of Jekyll, describes his meeting with Hyde.
“Here, at last, I had a chance to clearly see him. I had never set eyes on him before, so much was certain. He was small, as I said; I was struck besides the shocking expression on his face, and great apparent debility of constitution, and—last but not least—with the odd, subjective disturbance caused by his neighborhood…. This person (who had thus, from the first moment of his entrance, struck in me what I can only describe as a disgusting curiosity) was dressed in a fashion that would have made an ordinary person laughable; his clothes, that is to say, although they were of rich and sober fabric, were enormously too large for him to every measurement—the trousers hanging on his legs and rolled up to keep them from the ground, the waist of the coat below his haunches, and the collar sprawling wide upon his shoulders.” (Stevenson 57)

Of course, DID patients don’t physically change.

COUNTER ARGUMENTS
It could be said that there are some parts of DID that Jekyll does fit quite well. Medically, one of the diagnostic criteria of DID is “the presence of two or more distinct identities or personality states (each with its own relatively enduring pattern of perceiving, relating to, and thinking about the environment itself)” (DSM-IV-TR 529). His symptoms also relate to having “at least two of these identities or personality states recurrently take control of the person’s behavior” (DSM-IV-TR 529). The issue with this line of thinking is that Jekyll would be dismissed of having DID under the criteria of “the disturbance is not due to the direct physiological effects of a substance…” (DSM-IV-TR 529). Due to the fact that he uses a potion to gain the effects of having another personality, he cannot be diagnosed with DID.

GOOD VERSUS EVIL
From a doctor named Theodore Dalrymple, “In fact, my patients who explain their own evil conduct by reference to Jekyll and Hyde exactly overturn the meaning… of The Strange Case…” (Dalrymple 24). Jekyll and Hyde is not an explanation of DID. Stevenson wrote the book for the purpose of examining the existence of good and evil in everyone. “… The moralizing interpretation. Jekyll's attempt to split off his evil side into Hyde leads to its growth and development. Hyde becomes Jekyll's disguise when he wants to indulge his evil nature, but too frequent indulgence in secret vice corrupts Jekyll. The story has a moral message like that of Faust, except that temptation comes from within Jekyll himself” (MacLachlan). There is never any reference within the literature about DID and makes no association with it. Stevenson was writing a story to reflect on the age, when Darwin’s ideas were being considered in contrast to the morals of the late Victorian era. Jekyll represented the typical, upstanding Victorian. “Darwinian dismay - Charles Darwin's evolutionary theory shocked Victorians with the idea that humans are basically animals. Hyde represents the primitive, animal side of human nature, which is closer than Victorians liked to think” (MacLachlan).

INTRO TO FILM ERRORS
The image of Jekyll in popular culture is constantly twisted from the original plot. One of the main reasons people may mistake Jekyll as suffering from DID is that many people are misinformed by other media regarding the original intent of his story. In fact, many adaptations to the original story completely disregard any ideas behind the book such as the evil within oneself and the character of Hyde, warping the idea behind Jekyll beyond even the definition of good versus evil or DID.

MONSTER HYDE
Many films love to take the idea of Hyde and make him a literal monster, smashing enemies left and right with nothing standing in his way. In the original story, Hyde is a human being and does not at any point turn into a creature to wreck havoc around London literally.

In the 2004 film Van Helsing, the main character (Helsing) is sent by the church to defeat Mr. Hyde, who has been killing innocents and leaving the corpses on the sidewalk. Helsing follows the trail of corpses to a church. Hyde, who viewers could easily mistake for the Incredible Hulk, confronts the hero as he enters the church. Hyde swings from the ceiling supports of the church and duels with Helsing, smacking him around as if he were a fly and taking shots from the hero’s crossbow. The battle eventually leads to the roof to the church. Helsing falls from the side of the building and pulls out a hook shot, shooting it through Hyde’s chest as the main character plummets. Hyde balances precariously on the edge of the roof and nervously watches as Helsing yanks the cord of the hook shot, causing Hyde to fall. During the fall, Hyde changes into Jekyll and dies on impact, making it convenient for Helsing to call the mission of Hyde’s death a success.

Another example of Monster Hyde is 2003 film The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Though Jekyll is shown drinking his potion to turn into Hyde, Hyde himself is represented as a monster, again resembling very much like the Incredible Hulk. The situation itself is the same as Van Helsing in terms of Hyde becoming an actual monster rather than a human being showing Jekyll’s dark side. It also introduces Jekyll talking to Hyde in his mind, which would be a misinterpretation of thinking Jekyll has this as a DID-like symptom.

SUPERNATURAL HYDE
Another way films and TV shows like to depict Hyde is as a supernatural being and having strength comparable to Hercules. An example of this would be the Tom and Jerry short “Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Mouse” from 1947. In the episode, Tom gets angry at Jerry for stealing his milk. Taking the bowl of milk, Tom creates a concoction with it in hopes of poisoning Jerry. Unfortunately for Tom, Jerry ends up gaining supernatural strength from the potion and proceeds to beat Tom until the potion runs dry. Jerry experiences no evil side when he drinks the potion, only becoming powerful and using it to gain revenge on Tom. There is no personality change since Jerry typically plays tricks on Tom even when he has no potion.

KILLER SPREE HYDE
Another misinterpreted adoption from the original story changes Hyde from being guilty for killing one man to Hyde being guilty of killing a large amount of innocent people. In the 1999 animated film Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Hyde is not only shown as resembling a monster, but he also happily explores London while clobbering people with his cane. His cane eventually shows signs of damage from all the people Hyde murders with it. Jekyll also is commanded by Hyde to make a will made out to him, unlike the original plot of Jekyll doing it on his free will just in case. This again shows a DID-like symptom of talking to voices.

Mary Reilly (1996) took the classic story and wrote it in the point of view of one of Jekyll’s maids, Mary Reilly. As Mary gets to know Hyde, there are several occasions that he ruthlessly kills. He kills not only people who stay at a run-down apartment, but also the owner of the building when she requests to see Jekyll about Hyde living on her property. Hyde has intentions of killing Mary, but he cannot bring himself to commit the deed because of his lust for her.

COMPLETE PLOT CHANGE
Some adaptations, though claiming to be a film about Jekyll and Hyde, completely twist the plot away from the original story. The 1920 silent film Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde adds a love interest for Jekyll. Her father, however, does not approve of Jekyll associating himself with Hyde. Hyde kills the father in a fit of rage and hides in Jekyll’s laboratory. He switches back to Jekyll who locks himself in the laboratory in fear of transforming into Hyde again. His love interest knocks on the door and just as he is about to let her in, he transforms into Hyde. After Hyde scares her off, he commits suicide with poison as Utterson (Jekyll’s lawyer), Poole, (Jekyll’s butler), and Lanyon (Jekyll’s friend) run into his laboratory. Hyde switches back to Jekyll after his death, leading the three men to tell Jekyll’s girlfriend that Hyde killed Jekyll to avoid telling her the truth.

VEGGIE TALES
In a strange spin on the story, the Christian cartoon Veggie Tales decided to take the story of Jekyll and Hyde and make a cartoon of it, disregarding everything associated with the original story. One of the characters of the show even asks about telling the story of Jekyll of Hyde, commenting nervously that it was a bit scary. Another character replies, “Not if you don’t tell it that way!”

In the Veggie Tales adaptation of Jekyll and Hyde, known as “Dr. Jiggle and Mr. Sly,” a carrot and cucumber discuss among themselves about the appearance of Mr. Sly, a squash with an afro and disco outfit that comes out every night to dance. The cucumber represents Poole, even though Poole is suppose to be Jekyll’s butler. The cucumber acts more like the carrot’s sidekick. The carrot is presumably Utterson, though the carrot’s name shares no relation with Utterson’s name. The carrot wishes to find the identity of Mr. Sly, having issues with his dancing despite the cucumber enjoying the dances. The cucumber and carrot talk to Dr. Jiggle, a squash with weight issues lamenting over not being able to dance like Mr. Sly. One night, Mr. Sly is dancing when his disguise is pulled off him, revealing to be Dr. Jiggle. The carrot and cucumber help Dr. Jiggle, who claims to not be able to dance. The moral of the cartoon is that God made everyone for a reason, therefore there’s no point in pretending to be someone else.

The issue with this cartoon is that it not only takes the idea of Jekyll and Hyde and completely changes it beyond comprehension, but it is being presented to children as the “non-scary” version of The Strange Case of Jekyll and Hyde and giving them the wrong idea of the plot at a young age. The idea is the opposite of the original intent of the story; it changes from a story about giving into temptation to one about loving oneself. Altering the story for a younger audience is understandable, but this went far beyond the boundaries.

TRANSFORMATION
The original story revealed the transformation sequence at the very end of the story, being the plot twist of the mystery. The reader is meant to view the story treating Jekyll and Hyde as two different people until it’s revealed at the very end that they’re the same person. Since everyone in the present know that Jekyll and Hyde are one entity thanks for it being a literary classic, the majority of film adaptations show the transformation sequence quite early in the story rather than saving it for the end. There are different variations of the transformation as well. In the original story, Lanyon witnesses Hyde changing into Jekyll much to his shock and horror.

“He put the glass to his lips and drank at one gulp. A cry followed; he reeled, staggered, clutched at the table and held on, staring with injected eyes, gasping with open mouth; and as I looked there came, I thought, a change—he seemed to swell—his face became suddenly black and the features seemed to melt and alter—and the next moment, I had sprung to my feet and leaped back against the wall, my arm raised to shield me from that prodigy, my mind submerged in terror.” (Stevenson 60)

In Mary Reilly, the transformation is shown with a body emerging from Hyde’s as he turns back onto Jekyll. A baby’s cry is heard as Jekyll is “reborn” as his body parts overpower Hyde’s, making Hyde’s head and limbs shrink into nothing inside his body. Though it is very well done and even saved for the very end, it does introduce the idea of being “reborn” that was not a part of the original story. Van Helsing and the silent film Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde both have Jekyll and Hyde randomly transform without the potion, with Van Helsing having Hyde switch back to Jekyll conveniently as he is falling to his doom and Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde having Jekyll turn into Hyde and Hyde switching back to Jekyll without the potion. Jekyll accidentally turning into Hyde was a part of the original idea, but not Hyde switching back to Jekyll without a potion. Veggie Tales didn’t even have a transformation, but rather the squash in a different outfit.

CONCLUSION
When it comes to the diagnosis of Dr. Jekyll, the medical condition of DID is not an accurate description of his issues in The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. He shares little relation to patients with DID and his original purpose for the story was a representation of good versus evil in one being rather than having a split personality. He willingly takes the potion to transforms and starts off having full control when Hyde came out. Films can be to blame with all the confusion about the story of Jekyll and Hyde, making Hyde out to be a monster killing machine and disregarding the original context of the book. In the end, Jekyll’s true diagnosis is simply giving into temptation.

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MORE FUN TIMES

Speaking of freaky things, the Soap Factory is totally doing the haunted house thing. I'm going to be working there almost every night because I love it so much. I would say more on the subject, such as possible mad doctors involved int the haunted house, but that really ruins the fun.

So what you should do is pay $15 and get your ticket online, then come and see for yourself.

You know you want to.

Lack of Disney doctors

MAD DOCTOR OF THE WEEK

DR. FRANKENSTEIN

It should've been pretty obvious who was up next after last week's Mad Doctor of the Week. Anyways, Frankenstein comes from the old Mary Shelley tale (conveniently named Frankenstein) of a doctor that tries to bring back the dead. Of course, old literature is all about one's own perception of the story, so I'm going to tell you mine and pose it as the correct way of thinking.

To begin with, most people mistaken Frankenstein as the monster. This probably comes from years of calling the monster "Frankenstein's monster" and taking the doctor's name from that, being the monster is never given an actual name in the story. The story goes of Frankenstein's life biography as he's telling this to a captain on his deathbed (he was found wandering around the artic by a ship). It starts off with his early life events, such as the death of his mother and hanging out with his friend Henry.

Later on, he becomes obsessed with the idea of bringing back the dead (I once had a debate over this with a judge at a speech tournament over the motive, my side being he has an ideal of eventually resurrecting his mother while the speech judge flat out told me he wasn't bringing back the dead in the first place...?). Either way, he gets body parts and mends them together, and somehow brings it to life (unlike most films, Frankenstein is never actually specific on how it comes to be, so no lightning strikes). Horrified of what he has created, Frankenstein flees as the monster runs amok.

Eventually it becomes a tragic tale, the monster killing off everyone the doctor holds dear and Frankenstein hunting for the monster until his death (thus why he was in the artic). The monster also dies in the end, but I completely forget why.

For his personality, Frankenstein is constantly whining about something. Honestly, I wanted to smack him across the face during the book on each page. What's worse is that at one point he charges at his monster to fight him, which would've been an awesome clash of creator vs. created and made the book ultra awesome. However, the monster stops Frankenstein and whines about its life (like father like son, I guess). Not the most ideal quality for a mad doctor, but he is crazy and is a doctor.

SCIENTIFIC GOOGLING

After looking up a series of evil songs on YouTube, I have come to the conclusion that there are no mad doctor Disney villains (unless you count the Mickey Mouse short "The Mad Doctor," which I'm not being it's not a full length film). There's how many different villains, from sea witches to a fashion fanatic wanting to skin puppies to a rapist minister. There's one point where Yzma from The Emporer's New Groove dons a mad doctor outfit, but other than that, there's nothing.

This is a great disappointment to me, being Disney has some awesome villains. A mad doctor added to the cast would be a wonderful thing. For this reason, I hope Disney does an adaptation of a story that includes some sort of mad doctor (or just toss one in for the hell of it).

On an odd note, Frollo (though a rapist minister) is a really neat villain. He also has an awesome song. Too bad he's not a doctor.

SCIENTIFIC THEORIES

Speaking of Disney villain songs, think of how great it would be if a mad doctor villain had his/her own song in a Disney movie. It would be the greatest thing on the planet earth, and the most watched YouTube video ever (until I got the mp3) from me listening to it for the rest of my life. Mad doctor songs in general are just incredibly awesome, Dr. Horrible being an excellent example and the Young Frankenstein musical that needs to start doing a U.S. tour before I freak out in a epilepic fit.

If a Disney villain was made and had his/her own song in a film (Disney really need to get back to having characters sing exposition unlike their recent habits; it was the best part of the movies), I think I would have a dawning upon me and realize my true meaning in life would be, going forth and taking over the world and having everyone obey my every command.

... On second thought, that's probably why they haven't made a mad doctor villain for a full Disney movie yet.

Bringing back the dead

MAD DOCTOR OF THE WEEK

YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN

From the Mel Brooks' film Young Frankenstein, Frankenstein (pronounced Frawk-en-steen) is left with is relative's research, castle, and everything, and after some prodding, attempts to bring back the dead. This movie is basically a parody on older Frankenstein movies, complete with an Igor character (pronounced eye-gore), a cliche castle with dramatic lightning, and of course, a really crazy looking doctor. This is regarded as one of Mel Brooks' greatest creations and one of the top films of comedy of all time.

Frankenstein at first refuses to have anything to do with his relative's work (Victor Frankenstein, from Mary Shelly's original novel), completely convinced that he was bonkers. He himself is a teacher about neuology and starts the film off with explaining how the brain works. Eventually, he reads through the process Victor did and sees that it could actually work, trying the experiment himself. It doesn't turn out well, as Igor gave him an "abby normal" brain to put into his creation, making him completely unstable. After challenging himself as a scientist and approaches the creature in a locked room, he realizes what he is and proclaims his name to be the correct pronunciation of Frankenstein from then on.

A fun fact about this film, it's been recently adapted into a musical (much like how Mel Brooks adapted his original The Producers film into a musical) and is currently a huge hit on Broadway.

SCIENTIFIC GOOGLING

Recently, this week, I've come across a comic book series that is not only a well written comedy with beautiful art, but also includes a mad doctor.

The Spirit is about a cop who gets killed within the first three pages of the opening comic, but comes back with the alias of the Spirit. The series is generally about the Spirit (originally Danny Colt) solving mysteries that are often times bizarre or silly in nature. The Spirit himself is unlike most superheroes, who is far more accident prone than any other and is the sheer definition of an underdog. For example, in one comic, the Spirit is recovering from being shot in the back and tossed in a river, also having a cast on his arm. He has to go and help solve a mystery, where he's beaten and has crates of whisky dropped onto him. To make matters worse, he has to go deliver a message and gets hit by a car on his way there all in the same issue.

The important detail here is how the Spirit returns from the dead. Dr. Cobra, one of the villains of the comics, brings him back (accidentally) with a chemical, which causes the Spirit to be in a suspended animation. I have yet to find the specific comics where Dr. Cobra appears, but rest assured, I bought plenty of comics after descovering The Spirit and fully intending on finding out more about this mad doctor.

SCIENTIFIC THEORIES

Have you ever stop to notice the stereotype of mad doctors? After some thinking, I've come up with a list of things a good majority of mad doctors share in common (aside from the whole being "mad" and being a doctor thing, that's a bit obvious):

• Most mad doctors are men.
• Most mad doctors wear lab coats.
• Most mad doctors dress professionally, such as wearing a tie.
• Most mad doctors are middle aged.
• Most mad doctors are caucasian.
• Most mad doctors are exceptionally bright.
• Most mad doctors have a really awesome/creepy laugh.
• Most mad doctors have crazy hair.
• Most mad doctors are completely dedicated to science.
• Most mad doctors come up with the most wild, bizarre (and in some cases, idiotic) theories.
• Most mad doctors have some weird compusion (example: The Doc and time, Jekyll and his chemical, Robotnik and taking over the world with small woodland animals in robots).
• Most mad doctors have some sort of bad temperment (Young Frankenstein, Dr. Wily, House).
• Most mad doctors have little to no friends.
• Most mad doctors stay up late at night.
• Most mad doctors are single.